Saturday, 28 January 2012

Big Brother Results

If you know me well you will know that Big Brother (of the celebrity or of the 'average person' type) is a total guilty pleasure of mine. It's so addictive and, no matter what you say, it's incredibly interesting. I wasn't in last night to see the final, so I have just watched it on Youtube (that's right, Youtube has tv shows now), and I'm pretty satisfied with the results.



This series of CBB was awesome - although if I have to EVER see those twins' faces every again, anywhere, I might flip. What cows! English people are just not ready for such conceited behaviour on a programme which is essentially a popularity contest, amongst other things. I mean, one of the twins had a massive flip out at Denise because Denise pulled down her 'pants' - that's american for trousers. And then Nicola - I don't get how Natalie could ever like her! Natalie is so genuine and Nicola, like the twins, is a conceited, selfish, whiney cow.

Fratalie
On a happier note - they played Lana Del Rey's song 'Born to die' about a quarter of the way in, which made me feel good :)

So, the twins came in 5th place - I'm incredibly pleased, although I'm not sure what they were doing in the finale anyway. How can they be so smug when everyone boos them every week? But then again, why did they always manage to stay in every week - sometimes I think there is something wrong with the British public (Says me who never picked up the phone). When they came out the house, they played Christina Aguilera's Super Bitch, and no-one cheered at all - i'm so pleased. Do we think they got the message yet though? "We just know we're very popular" answers that. "We wanna inspire other young women to be just like we are" - oh. lord. PLEASE, any mothers potentially reading this, don't let this happen! Apparently while watching their Best Bits they were saying how brilliant they were. Please get out of our country, thank you.

Then Resevoir Dogs star, Michael gets voted off and looks relieved to be leaving, not realizing, obviously, that had he come 3rd place, rather than 4th, he would have only had to have waited, what, 20 minutes or so! He clearly was disappointed he didn't win - whatever though, he's gone. To call Denise 'emotionally disturbed' ain't so cool. And i'm pretty happy with any of the remaining 3 winning - Although I would have liked Frankie to be the winner really.

Gareth came next. I have to say, as much as I thought he deserved to win cos he was always so genuine, I dont think he offered a whole lot. His naivety when he was told he was big in japan and had to dress up as a sushi hand-roll and dance around was  f a n t a s t i c  though!


Then came the results and I was a tiny weeny bit gutted little Frankie didn't win - but Denise still deserved it for beating off those little bitches (i.e. Nicola and the twins) and for proving the old ladies can do it. Not that 53 is particularly old. Good on her!

Loved a bit of Frankie strutting his stuff down the stairs. He was, i think, the best housemate. He was never judgmental, always so laid-back, he sided with the person who was loosing the fight instead of being a sheep and, lets face it, he's damn adorable. About the whole getting-kicked-off-the-x-factor: boys will be boys - what he did wasn't clever but George Michael, Pete Doherty and so many other artists did (and keep doing) a lot worse and they are still successful. So here's a suggestion, let's get over it? The bromance between him and Kirk is too cute as well - I can feel the love through the TV screen, genuinely.

Frankirk
Then we get to Denise, the winner. Who had no idea when to walk up the stairs, and when she finally got there she flashed the audience - fantastic.



All in all, a very satisfying series from BB productions - It's getting me all excited for summer now!

Don't tell anyone, but I'm definitely auditioning for next summer's show.

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